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Reblogged from cutebronto

cutebronto:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

Ingredients (1 serving)

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

(Source: healthyfoodforliving.com, via maedhros-right-hand)

Reblogged from princessveroni

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

(Source: princessveroni, via shells210)

Reblogged from awwww-cute
awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my dog anywhere until I noticed that there was something wrong with the couch

awwww-cute:

Couldn’t find my dog anywhere until I noticed that there was something wrong with the couch

(via tossmypastaandeatmycrust)

Reblogged from benosbornephoto
Reblogged from wonderwallmart

gabul0sis:

like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink 

(Source: wonderwallmart, via what-youwontdofor-love)

Reblogged from projectunbreakable

infatuatedannie:

projectunbreakable:

nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by police officers, attorneys, and other authority figures

more info about project unbreakable here

original tumblr here

previously: nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by their friends/family

I gave a presentation about victim-blaming and how much of a problem it truly is. And someone had the audacity to write, “I’m not convinced it’s a problem.” 

(via saaaaaaaammy)

Reblogged from thekidwiththehats
crick3tknight:

thekidwiththehats:

Makeup - level underage drinking.

holy FUCK

crick3tknight:

thekidwiththehats:

Makeup - level underage drinking.

holy FUCK

(via thecapaldisneeze)

Reblogged from plan-d-for-dumbass67

The bunker is haunted

plan-d-for-dumbass67:

The bunker is haunted

The bunker is haunted

THE BUNKER IS HAUNTED!

Plus this?

GUYS I THINK WE DID IT!

If it’s not Kevin I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself. I just want everyone to walk into the bunker and he’s just chilling

And why is Kevin back?

Reblogged from loganismine-sorry
loganismine-sorry:

if you do not think this is the cutest gif ever of benedict cumberbatch you are just a kind of wrong person 

loganismine-sorry:

if you do not think this is the cutest gif ever of benedict cumberbatch you are just a kind of wrong person